renee. 18. new york.
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
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when girls sneeze their vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
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50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
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so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
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